Friday, August 20, 2010

Beauty Pageant Walk

I have been told I have a BEAUTY PAGEANT WALK. Okay, if truth be told, I generally do this promenade around the yard just before I . . . you know . . . I . . . uh . . . do my bidness. In any case, I have a few tips for all of you to help you perfect this way of presenting yourself AS I DO.

Correct Posture
It is important to show off your good lines and toned muscles. Good posture makes you look elegant and healthy. I think it makes me look a little TALLER as well - something we pint size pugs can improve on. Besides, good posture just makes me look DIVINE!

A Relaxed Gait
Nothing projects confidence more than an easy, relaxed walk. It shows that you practiced and that your walk is more like second nature than a stilted, forced walk. I think it also gives me the essential California Girl free and easy attitude that all the world recognizes. With my blonde highlights, I am ready for the amusement park or the surfside snack shack.

Face the Judges and SMILE
What better way to say I DESERVE THIS ATTENTION than to look the audience and "judges" right in the eye and SMILE? Any of my regular readers out there knows that I am particularly adept at smiling. It is MY THING, for sure. And the end of the runway, as in this picture, I also like to add a little bow, just to add a little humbleness to the portrait I am painting of myself.

That about covers the BEAUTY PAGEANT WALK. I know with enough practice and patience that you too will become as comfortable with it as I am. I am branching out and adding it to my walks and not just when I do my . . . uh . . . bidness.
After all we really are all beauty queens, aren't we. At least that is what MY MOMMY always call me.


Simply Pug said...

Great job on your Beauty Pageant Walk! When you land on the tele, we are sure to vote for you!
pug hugs
~Baby and Lucy

K-9 Katastrophe said...

I am going to start working to correct my posture right away!

Thanks Noodles!


The Teacher's Pets said...

Yes, pugs are true beauty queens that's fur certain! I love the way pugs promenade across their yard as if they have nothing better to do all afternoon!
Missed seeing you, little girl, and it's good to visit again!

Simply Pug said...

Hey Noodles,
It is us again! Thank you for the sweet comment. Yes our human loves making videos of us. She calls us her babies but we're not babies anymore. How's your beauty pageant walk going?

ForPetsSake said...

Arwen has a back and forth walk that she does just before handling her business...that's when I know I can pull out the doggy poop bag!

Noodles said...

We loves love your comments! Thanks for listening to me go on . . . and on . . . and on . . .
Love Noodles