My human shouts "NOODLES COME!"I stand right where I am and look dumb.
My human looks sternly at me and repeats "NOODLES COME!!"
I nod my head OKAY, and trot over the where my human is - ALMOST.
BUT at the last minute I run past as fast as I can, smiling the whole way so they KNOW I am just playing.
Then I stop, turn around, and pretend nothing ever happened.
NOODLES COME, I AM NOT KIDDING!" my human shouts in exasperation.
I take the command crouch (for you yoga enthusiasts, I am speaking of the downward facing dog position, as shown above).
OKAY! THAT IS IT!!! WHEN I CATCH YOU . . .
So I walk toward my human looking subdued . . . and then I tear away to the left! They lurch left. I tear away to the right. They lurch right. I run back to my starting position, command crouch, dash left and right. . . you get the picture.
HA!HA! Catch me IF you CAN!!!!