I am not a DIVA.
Granted, I do have some very particular routines. But they are for my own good, really . . . to keep ME especially healthy and happy.
One thing I love about Sundays is MY beauty routine. My nose fold is cleaned every couple of days anyhow, but on Sunday it is done especially well. . . I prefer unscented wipes, triple thickness, extra emollient. It makes MY sniffer just SO soft.
When it comes to MY ears, I want them to be flower scented and shiny clean. So I insist on the top ear cleaner from the doggie boutique. I get ever so upset when my Mommy uses only WATER! So not fair. At least make it ROSE scented - PUHLEEZ!
And while we are on the subject of ME, does this make MY butt look BIG?
Like I was saying . . . I am SO ready for MY massage NOW!