Permanently (?) Punished Pug

I discovered something fun and forbidden yesterday - MINI ERASERS! It so pays to have school age children around. They also love those erasers shaped like miniature foods, bugs, aliens, etc. Since we have THREE school age children, there is a lot of potential for snatching one. But I had never seen them before so I think they are usually kept in those big bags the young'uns carry to school. But yesterday there they were - on the floor or on the couch.  Just asking for me to grab it into my mouth and RUN!
And RUN I did! This way, that way, up the stairs, down the stairs.
And then I WAS run straight to my crate.
Yesterday I made another discovery - if I stand REAL TALL I can reach ANYTHING on the edge of the coffee table. What a revelation that was because that is where the youngest of the young'uns generally has her FOOD!! I snatched a treat or two before I was discovered. Then I found out that standing on the couch can sometimes get me on the TOP of the coffee TABLE! A bounty awaited me up there.
But I was caught and rounded up.
And went straight to my pen
Yesterday there were an extraordinary number of shoes on the floor without FEET in them! Ahem - need I keep reminding them - I LOVE SHOES!
Oh, I tell you, it was a day of discovery and fun . . . until I got caught. OVER and OVER again.
I think I am destined to be one

POSITIVELY PERMANENTLY PUNISHED PUG.