Yoo Hoo

I want to discuss something very near and dear to my heart - FOOD.
And by food I mean kibble, veggies, fruit, and occasionally chicken n' rice.
I want MORE. Can't you see I am hungry all the time?
Can't you tell I will do ANYTHING for a nosh?
So beginning today I will only WORK for food. Hugs won't cut it. "Good Girl" won't woo me.
I am going to sit right here on this couch until I get all-day access to FOOD!!!
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HEY!!! WAIT!!!! I'm TALKING to you!!!
Where are you going? Can I go too? Can I sit on your feet? Don't I look adorable when I wiggle my bottom rather than wag my tail.
HEY!!!!

What can I say? I am more of an attention HOUND than a CHOW hound.