We finally had to cook up a SCHEME in order to choose the ABSOLUTE winner! So we used a PINCH of whimsy, a DASH of wit and a SPRINKLING of good old fashion know how and came up with the MAD LIB GRAND PRIZE WINNER (okay, I confess we ended up using Randomizer).
OMD, the suspense is killing ME!
And the winner is -
Here is her winning entry
Every year in July, THE PUG PUG has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried WALLYMELONon a stick, and the face- DEVOURING stand, THE PUG always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.
This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw MARLENE DIETRICH BEGGING at a stand across from SEQUOIA NATIONAL FOREST! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year they saw OTIS SNIFFING MILO & OTIS. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw BRIAN (from Family Guy) LICKING A PUG IS A DOG by Kenn Nesbitt!
The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's THE PUG picnic would be remembered for a long time!
Congratulations Marlene and thanks for helping me celebrate my ONE YEAR BLOGIVERSARY!
Have your peoples with thumbs send me your mailing address so I may ship off your GOODIE BAG as soon as possible (or Mommy admittedly will forget).