Friday, August 9, 2013

PSYCHEDELIC in the FURS



I think I am totally tripping, man! My head is, like spinning and I am all discombobulated! Really, if I wasn't on such a strict D-I-E-T, I'd swear someone slipped me some funny stuff.

But I digress. . .

Let me review the series of events. . . I like blew my cool because my OLD LADY (Mommy #2) has been completely negligent in her duties to ME; i.e. she has not taken any new pictures of me since MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. That was a MONTH ago. So I staged a PROTEST and enlisted the help of all my FURIENDS here in Blogville. The turn-out was epic, man.

Yesterday we had a SIT-IN. It was like . . . groovin' if you know what I mean.

I think IT WORKED - this sit-in thingy - I definitely think worked! Raise your PROUD PAWS because we worked together and took back the streets, MAN (or something like that).

What makes me think the SIT-IN worked? Last night I happened by the charging counter and I saw IT. . .

Hey! That is the camera!!! She is really doing it!!! She is finally
charging the camera to take more pictures of ME! ME! ME!


It just goes to show you that we can all affect change if we band together. Hopefully there will be new photos of me real soon.

Peace, Furiends






Thursday, August 8, 2013

Reminds Me of the Sixties (as if I were there)



















I want to PUGsonally thank each and everyone of you who are joining me on this SIT-IN (or lay-in, whatever the case may be). It is of the utmost importance that we make ourselves HEARD! This abuse must end! We need more NEW PIX and we need them now!

I was sitting around my pad last night - just sharing the vibe, you know. It was, like, totally enlightening. Anyhow, I addressed the issue with my OLD LADY (uh, Mommy #2) and she told me to CHILL and just let LIFE take me where it will. It is all about becoming ONE with the WORLD.

I had no idea what she was talking about and I told her again that the lack of new photos of YOURS TRULY was reaching unacceptable levels and I expected a resolution soon.

She lit some candles, lowered the lights and started chanting: "Charge the Camera. . . Charge the Camera. . . Charge the Camera. . ."

I think she is a little misguided about the method, but overall, she may be on to something.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Notice Something Missing?



I don't know if you have noticed, but there is definitely something not RIGHT going on around here. What am I talking about, you ask? Well, there seems to be a severe lack of NEW PICTURES of me. As you may imagine, that is totally and unequivocally UNACCEPTABLE to me.

In the past week there have been pictures taken FROM MY BIRTHDAY in July. There have been pics from TWO to THREE weeks ago!!!! I really think I should follow BART's (Bay Area Rapid Transit) example and GO ON STRIKE until my demands are met.

Let's see . . . .

DEMAND #1: new pictures of the Princess Pug will be taken on a DAILY basis
DEMAND #2: In lieu of new pictures, extra TREATS will be provided to said Princess Pug
DEMAND #3: Well, there isn't really any more to say, is there?

Monday, August 5, 2013

Back to Work Day





My Mommys went back to work today
No more cuddles, no more play
I wish that I could go with them
To sleep beside their desks again
Or roll up in a little ball
A little way down the hall
Instead I have to wait alone
'Til it is dark and they come home

Friday, August 2, 2013

Fun Cuz It's Friday

I was minding my own business, scouring the kitchen floor for crumbs. . .
When SOMEONE yelled
"Hey Noodles! You want some YOGURT?"
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Have a super wonderful weekend EVERYPUGGY!!!

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Dancin' For a Treat . . .




(to the tune of Billy Idol's Dancin' With Myself)

Dancin' for a tree-eat
oh oh oh
Dancin' for a tree-eat
Oh there's nothing to lose
And plenty to choose
So, I'm dancin' for a tree-eat