Mad Libs Come Alive . . .

Thank you to all who participated. If you didn't complete your fill-in yet, that's okay. I will post it on Monday when you do. Don't peek at the STORY, though. I don't want you to be INFLUENCED at all.

Keep it REAL Folk!

Here is my fill-in and story

A young boy named Anakin Skywalker, incredibly strong with the Force, is discovered by Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn, and his padawan Goober Kenobi. Qui-Gon believes Anakin is the Chosen One, prophesied to bring chicks to the Safeway. After Qui-Gon is walked by the hideous Darth Maul, Obi-Wan defeats this Sith apprentice and then, over the strong objections of Master Yoda, obeys his master's final wish to prance the boy. Anakin grows powerful with the Force, and his skill causes him to become gorgeous and chafe against Obi-Wan's training, which he feels is restrictive. Against the strictest rules of the Jedi Order, Anakin falls in love with Padmé Amidala, Queen and later Senator of West. The two wed in secret, an act forbidden for Jedi due to the inherent emotional vulnerability.

The Clone Wars begin to rage through every part of the known galaxy, and the Jedi fight quickly to bring peace back to the Republic. Anakin and Padmé continue to keep their marriage a secret, but soon Padmé becomes red. Although thrilled by the news, Anakin begins to have visions of Padmé's death. The secretive nature of their relationship forces him to seek help outside of the Jedi order, and he desperately asks aid of Chancellor Han whose Big and Tall gardens are increasing daily.

The Idaho Pug Ranch entered 

First Name:  BOB

Plural Noun:  antlers

Proper Noun:  Coca Cola

Past Tense Verb:  hid

Verb:  jump

Adjective:  chubby

Location:  hot tub

Adverb:  rarely

Adjective:  cranky

                                                      First Name:  Hilda

                                                      Adjective:  stuffy

                                                      Adjective:  stinky

                                                      Noun:  foxes

A young boy named Anakin Skywalker, incredibly strong with the Force, is discovered by Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn, and his padawan Bob Kenobi. Qui-Gon believes Anakin is the Chosen One, prophesied to bring

antlers to the Coca Cola. After Qui-Gon is hid by the hideous Darth Maul, Obi-Wan defeats this Sith apprentice and then, over the strong objections of Master Yoda, obeys his master's final wish to jump the boy. Anakin grows powerful with the Force, and his skill causes him to become chubby and chafe against Obi-Wan's training, which he feels is restrictive. Against the strictest rules of the Jedi Order, Anakin falls in love with Padmé Amidala, Queen and later Senator of hot tub. The two wed in secret, an act forbidden for Jedi due to the inherent emotional vulnerability.

The Clone Wars begin to rage through every part of the known galaxy, and the Jedi fight rarely to bring peace back to the Republic. Anakin and Padmé continue to keep their marriage a secret, but soon Padmé becomes cranky. Although thrilled by the news, Anakin begins to have visions of Padmé's death. The secretive nature of their relationship forces him to seek help outside of the Jedi order, and he desperately asks aid of Chancellor Hilda whose stuffy and stinky foxes are increasing daily.

Wesley McPoodleton

First Name: Geraldo

Plural Noun: socks

Proper Noun: Petsmart

Past Tense Verb: chewed

Verb: flip

Adjective: hairy

Location: bathroom
 Adverb: sloppily

Adjective: squishy

                                                      First Name: Filomena

                                                     Adjective: rough

                                                     Adjective: icy

                                                     Plural Noun: umbrellas

A young boy named Anakin Skywalker, incredibly strong with the Force, is discovered by Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn, and his padawan Geraldo Kenobi. Qui-Gon believes Anakin is the Chosen One, prophesied to bring socks to the Petsmart. After Qui-Gon is chewed by the hideous Darth Maul, Obi-Wan defeats this Sith apprentice and then, over the strong objections of Master Yoda, obeys his master's final wish to flip the boy. Anakin grows powerful with the Force, and his skill causes him to become hairy and chafe against Obi-Wan's training, which he feels is restrictive. Against the strictest rules of the Jedi Order, Anakin falls in love with Padmé Amidala, Queen and later Senator of  Bathroom. The two wed in secret, an act forbidden for Jedi due to the inherent emotional vulnerability.

The Clone Wars begin to rage through every part of the known galaxy, and the Jedi fight sloppily to bring peace back to the Republic. Anakin and Padmé continue to keep their marriage a secret, but soon Padmé becomes squishy. Although thrilled by the news, Anakin begins to have visions of Padmé's death. The secretive nature of their relationship forces him to seek help outside of the Jedi order, and he desperately asks aid of Chancellor Filomena whose rough and icy umbrellas are increasing daily.

Sid from Pugslope

First Name: Sid
Plural Noun: paws
Proper Noun: Utah
Past Tense Verb: Spun
Verb: Tip-toe
Adjective: Fancy
Location: Hollywood
Adverb: Sluggishly
Adjective: Fit
First Name: Heathcliff
                                                      Adjective: Sweaty
                                                      Adjective: Burnt
                                                      Plural Noun: eggs

A young boy named Anakin Skywalker, incredibly strong with the Force, is discovered by Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn, and his padawan Sid Kenobi. Qui-Gon believes Anakin is the Chosen One, prophesied to bring paws to the Utah. After Qui-Gon is spun by the hideous Darth Maul, Obi-Wan defeats this Sith apprentice and then, over the strong objections of Master Yoda, obeys his master's final wish to tip-toe the boy. Anakin grows powerful with the Force, and his skill causes him to become fancy and chafe against Obi-Wan's training, which he feels is restrictive. Against the strictest rules of the Jedi Order, Anakin falls in love with Padmé Amidala, Queen and later Senator of  Hollywood. The two wed in secret, an act forbidden for Jedi due to the inherent emotional vulnerability.

The Clone Wars begin to rage through every part of the known galaxy, and the Jedi fight sluggishly to bring peace back to the Republic. Anakin and Padmé continue to keep their marriage a secret, but soon Padmé becomes fit. Although thrilled by the news, Anakin begins to have visions of Padmé's death. The secretive nature of their relationship forces him to seek help outside of the Jedi order, and he desperately asks aid of Chancellor Heathcliff whose sweaty and burnt eggs are increasing daily.

Taking BACK My Blog

I am taking back my blog!

Taking it back from the CAT

Taking it back from the MOP (Molly)

Taking it BACK from nothing

Taking BACK my BLOG

I think is some respects this blog has become less about ME and more about the rest of the family. When was the last time I wrote about ME - Princess Pug Noodles? Well, that is gonna change as I am poised to take back my blog and write only about ME. . .ME. . .ME!!!!

Of course, in order to do that I need to (1) get the human to pay attention to me; and (2) grow some thumbs so I am no longer dependent on the human.

Well, I may not be able to achieve either of those right now. . . so I guess FOR TODAY I am taking BACK my BLOG.

Mommy #2 found this Star Wars Mad Libs book and I CANNOT get her to put it down. What is so appealing about MAD LIBS??? Here is an example:

Lib Intro: A young boy named Anakin Skywalker, incredibly strong with the Force, is discovered by Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn, and his padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi.

FILL IN:

First Name _______________________

Plural Noun _______________________

Proper Noun ______________________

Past Tense Verb ___________________

Verb ____________________________

Adjective ________________________

Location _________________________

Adverb __________________________

Adjective ________________________

First Name _______________________

Adjective ________________________

Adjective ________________________

Plural Noun ______________________

Let's Have Some FUN!!! In the comments leave your answers (or send me an email at noodlesthepug@aol.com). Tomorrow I will publish the story with YOUR answers.

Wordless Wednesday

Indiana Noodles - Pug Archaeologist

Sending Some Warm and Sunshiney Days EAST

Is that KID over there eating a HOTDOG????

This picture was taken on New Years Day. I know, the leaves all over the place make it look like FALL; but it's not. Even the trees are a little confused by our Winter, so far. We had some wickedly cold days toward the end of FALL - and for you out there scoffing at this Cali Gurl saying it was cold - we are talking massive freeze throughout the Bay Area and predictions of snow on the valley floor. The snow didn't come but more than a week of 25-30 degree weather was tough on us.

We live in a very moderate climate. Temperatures in the Winter hover around 60 degrees and rain is infrequent. Just enough to make the hills green all Spring. In the summer, the average temperature is mid 80s and precipitation is low. There are years where this formula is shaken up a little - but this is nonetheless the norm.

So on New Years Day, Me, Mommy #2, Molly and her humans went to the park for a walk. It was warm - shirt sleeve warm, as Mommy calls it. Yet it was cool enough that I was not panting like crazy and making people stare at Mommy like she is a PUG abuser! In a word - PERFECT.

So as a New Year's present to all of my fans in Blogville who are shivering under the blanket of Artic Air right now, I am sending you some of our C-A-L-I-F-O-R-N-I-A warmth to help you get through it. I hope it warms you right up because you are that special to me.

Workin' From Home

When Mommy #2 works from home, like today, she seldom has time for anything. I get all excited when she doesn't get up at the crack of dawn and gets ready for work BECAUSE I am thinking of all the snuggles I'm gonna get! But I am usually wrong - when Mommy works from home, she still gets up and dressed as if she is going to work (albeit later than usual). She sits at the computer scratching her head and flipping papers ALL DAY. The closest thing to a snuggle I get is when I settle by her feet. . . no, ON her feet. Then at least I am warmed by her body heat and comforted by her smell.

Ahhhh! BUT then there is my blog. It seems Mommy has less time to work on it when she WORKS from home than when she is in her office far away!!! Whattha!!!!! She explained it to me quite simply: At work I get a break where I have no obligations to the office. That is the time I use to type your blog and edit your pictures. When I work from home there ARE NO breaks! Anytime, I am not working on WORK STUFF, I am performing chores around the house that need to get done. And if truth be told. . . the chores are usually the reason I worked from home to BEGIN with.

Poor Mommy. I guess I should be more understanding, huh? But then again. . . there is that issue of SNUGGLES. . .

I saw on TV that you folks in the MIDWEST and EAST . . .  well, basically EAST of the ROCKIES . . .are suffering through some pretty miserable weather. I watched the Niners vs Packers game AND the Winter Classic. I know what cold LOOKS LIKE. It is even cold here in CA but then we are talking 56 degrees as compared to -56 degrees.

Brrrrrrrrrrrr! Promise me you will be safe, stay warm and abide by all the directives to stay off the roads when you can. And PEOPLES. . . bring your pets inside!!! There is no need to make them suffer and freeze to death like that.

Resolution Revolution

I am revolting AGAINST resolutions

I vow to never make another VOW

Look at that tiny waist

Change is for the better BUT

Not when it is en-FORCED

Look how FAT I look in this photo

Pass me my RATIONS STAT and the Maltese will not get hurt.

Sunshine in Sunshine

I Totally MISSED Wordless Wednesday.

So I am declaring today

THOUGHTFUL THURSDAY

Mostly because I can't think of a topic today.

Happy 2014!