FAT TUESDAY!
SOME PEOPLE who shall remain nameless not only called me FAT behind my lovely BACK but they ALSO had the audacity to say that today is MY SPECIAL DAY known as FAT Tuesday. Is this some kind of cruel taunt? So I looked a little pudgy in that picture with Puglet last week. It was the lighting and the angle (no offense to your SPECTACULAR photography skills Amanda) that made my shape more boxy than usual. Honest!
I am so PUT OFF at having an ENTIRE day of excess thrown in my face AS IF I am the one guilty of over-indulging and gluttony. . . AS IF I am the one who uses a GYM membership sporadically . . . as if I am the one loosening HER belt slightly. . . AS IF!!!!
I will have THEM know that I am the epitome of a SLENDER pug if EVER there was one. Just look at my physique! Is it not NEARLY perfect?
I even heard FAT TUESDAY mentioned on the AM News! I swear I heard a news-anchor add "Noodles' Day" off camera. HAAAARRRRUUUUMMMMPPHHH!
AS IF
12 comments:
Ha ha ha! You look fabulous.
Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack
I hear your pain Noodles, Mom's been slinging that fat word around too. We are just fluffy!
The term is big boned! It's the fault of all those skinny dogs out there. I'm talking to you Pharoah Hounds!!!
Noodles, we think you're hot! Who wants to cuddle a twig anyway?
xoxoxo
Meredith & Scarlet
[whoops, made a typo before, and we can't have that!]
Don't worry, Noodles, my mom and I think you look just right! We think you even have room to indulge on "Noodles' Day"!
XO,
LU
Honestly, is that the pot calling the kettle black?
You look awesome to me!
Roxy
We agree! Who's fat!
Benny & Lily
Noodles, I think you look just right. I don't know who THESE PEOPLE are, but I think you need to sneeze in their general direction. I'm sure you look fantastic in your 1000 pugs photos - I can't wait to see them!
-Love,
Sid.
Bol we don't think that silly news anchor person wasn't calling YOU fat. It's some weird Mardi Gras celebration. Besides, I know about 100 pugs to stand by you to prove Pugs come in all sizes. Just like people.
Lots of licks,
Swish... and Oak
This is just unacceptable! We can't have people saying that you are fat! It's just not true. I've got your back, Noodles! Now let's go get a treat!
Love,
Payton
Don't worry, I am only 17 pounds and have been called fat by these silly humans SO MANY TIMES! I think they just don't know how to appreciate beauty.
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