Hi. I am Noodles the Pug. I am sitting at this table for one reason - and one reason only. I am waiting
for a TREAT. That's right, you heard it. I am waiting for a TREAT.
I have tried sitting. I have tried shaking paws 'til they nearly go numb. I have even tried "the Jimmy" move that Puglet (The Daily Puglet) made so popular. Nothing. Nada. Rien. Zippity Doo Dah. So I decided to have a TREAT IN at the table and MAYBE somepuggy will get the hint.
I am sure you are thinking, "Noodles the Pug, do you mean you get NO TREATS?"
Kind of.
I get SOME TREATS - but never more than TWO TREATS a day and usually just ONE TREAT broken in half and given to me at different times or shared with Molly. I am wise to that one, Mommys. And the selection is, shall we say, limited? No grain. Low fat. Dehydrated. If I am lucky, I get a salad (no dressing) with my dinner. But that is IT!
So I am sitting here for a CAUSE. I am sitting here in hopes that someday the TREATS will flow. I am doing this for you, and YOU, AND YOU.
We all deserve TREATS - and today, I am going to FIGHT for my RIGHT to indulge in TREATS.
5 comments:
OH NOODLES pugs and others everywhere are standing tall behind you!!!! We only get treats when our mom feels like giving them to us, it might be two years or more before we see a treat....cough..cough....stella rose
Making you WAIT for treats. Outrageous behaviour. I finks a call to Ernie the Attorney might be in order!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
that is just not right Noodles! Princess Leah is right - call Ernie the Attorney!
hugs
Mr bailey, Hazel & Mabel
As a human, I feel you, Noodles. Sometimes we have limitations that are for our own good. Hahah
Hang in there!<3
Vegetarian Courtesy
They need to start listening to our rules and our rules only. You keep wailing
Lily & Edward
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