Please - Just a Whisper of a Taste

Is that for ME????

The thing most of you may not know is I am on a pretty strict diet regimen. That is why I have such a slender profile and slim waist. I get 1/3 of a cup of food at 6am and 6pm. When I get treats they are usually something like a carrot, lettuce, broccoli, and so on. I am not allowed to be fed from the table - people food is a no-no - and if I beg at the table I am usually put in my room.

So there we were at Bellatrix's PAWty and we are not only allowed at the restaurant but also UNDER THE TABLES! OMD! This is gonna be TERRIBLE, I thought. I mean, to be so close to THEIR food and yet it will be so FAR away from our tummys!

Imagine my surprise when all of a sudden my Mommy #2's hand came down by my nose and OFFERS me a sweet potato fry!!!! Granted, only 1, but A SWEET POTATO FRY!!!! I no sooner gobbled that down when there was her hand again - this time with LETTUCE with a sliver of MAYO on it!!!! I think I was delirious by this time because these are treats I NEVER get at home.

I truly felt I had died and gone to PUGGY HEAVEN when the *Cotton Candy came and . . . need I say more?


* Cotton Candy is this incredible confection made by simultaneously melting and spinning sugar at a fast speed until thin threads shoot out. The threads are then "spun" around a stick, cone, hand, whatever.

My Pawty Pawsee

This dude was the Pawty overlord. He made sure everypuggy had fun

So I know Bellatrix has given the lowdown on her Birthday Bash of the YEAR but I wanted to share my portraits of all of my new furiends. Take your insulin and prepare for SWEETNESS overload!

Spencer - Bellatrix's BF

Ladies and gents - THE WORST picture
of Puglet that you will EVER
see! His face says DEPRIVED of a
Tasty morsal!!!

Bellatrix the Birthday Gal

Frank, Puglet's pal - he charmed all the
girls and Gran'rents

Sweet Zoe - she and Phoebe were older than
the rest but still kept up

Group shot, surprisingly we were all
kinda stationary for a split second

Me, trying to be extra cute for
TREATS

DUTCH!!!! Why'd ya let them do that to
YA?

Mochi, Noodle's, not Noodles's new
SISTER

Noodle channeling his inner
EWOK. He really has a very SWEET
SMILE.

Me and my PAWSOME goodie bag. In the
background are Noodle's and Mochi's Grandma
and Mommy. They are SUPER COOL!!

Birthday PAWties are so fun but so tiring at the same time. I BARELY made it to the car to drive home. . . In fact, I INSISTED that Mommy #1 CARRY ME to the car! But whoa! I had fun and I cannot wait to see my PAWsee again.