The THREE of us, Me (Noodles), Sunshine the Cat and Molly, were sitting around the other day when the humans were all gone. We needed a time to discuss this matter without the constant interruptions from our well-meaning humans. What could be so important to need dedicated discussion time? Well, simply put. . . MEALTIME.
Yes, MEALTIME. We do have them but they are so. . . um. . . FAR APART!!! I mean, I eat breakfast at 5am and I do not get dinner until 6PM!!! Sunshine eats at 5 am AND 5 pm and Molly eats at 6 am and 6 pm. None of us think this schedule is fair.
What happened to LUNCH? I believe, and correct me if I am wrong, that our humans all pack LUNCHES for the day.
So we finally had some time alone to discuss what course of action we should take to get LUNCH added into our daily meals. I suggested we stage a WHINE-A-THON to make them so miserable that they would give in to our demands. But that STUCK-UP Sunshine the Cat said she would in no way WHINE like a dog. That kind of behavior is beneath FELINES.
She suggested ORGANIZED DESTRUCTION of the human space - knock knick-knacks off the shelves, someone toss pillows off the couch, and so on. It sound like a GUARANTEED time-out to me but Sunshine guarantees it will work.
Molly just wiggled non-stop and looked at us with that silly "HUH?" expression on her face. Lotta help she is. Alas, we came to no solution to our problem because before we knew it the whole FAMILY was home trying to cuddle and pet us. So we adjourned the meeting until another time.
BUT I AM NOT giving up! I want LUNCH and I want it NOW! I am starting a REVOLUTION! Who's with me?
