I TRIED it and I think it was GOOD, uh

But from all the SHOUTING, I don't think I SHOULDA

It tasted all GREEN and a little bit BITTER

I heard Mommy say it was a huge CATERPILLER

All I know is it TICKLED my tongue

And had the density of the dishwashing SPONGE

(Why yes, I DID take a nibble ONCE)

CHILL OUT Mom, you know I'm GOOD

I just like to be ADVENTUROUS with FOOD