Cold Hard Facts - Someone Wins the Contest

It's a fact of life that if you enter enough contests that you will eventually win. This is true for me - and I am sure it is true for you.

So the Game of Thrones contest did not go exactly as I planned. For one thing, those entering the contest are the same few who have entered all of my contests lately. That's not a big deal, because I love love love my FURiends to be winners and such. But I do wish some of you newbies would join in the fun as well. Maybe next time.

Anyhow, of those who entered, no one got the correct answers. That is okay, too. I am willing to overlook that problem. Especially since you were all in the same boat, so to speak. So I picked a name out of my Santa Hat and the winner of HALO TREATS is. . . .

LUCY from FEELING BEACHIE!!!!

Email me with your address so I can ship the treats to you ASAP. I am so sure you will love them as much as we all do.

It is a COOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLD Monday peeps and pups. Stay safe and warm.

It's BRET not BRETT - But No Matter, We have a WINNER!!!!

Every rose has it's thorn 

Just like every night has it's dawn 

Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song 

Every rose has it's thorn

I'd like to say HAPPY MONDAY to all my PUPS n PUGS (and some CATS too)! We have a WINNER in the Gotcha Day drawing. It was really tough because I wanted EVERY entrant to win. REALLY. But alas, life is just NOT like that.

BTW! I am guilty of misspelling Mr. Michael's name. It should be spelled BRET and not Brett. Sorry, Dude.

So Here are my entrants:

Here is how I entered their names into the Randomizer:

Click the BUTTON and here are the results:

CONGRATULATIONS JASPER AND SARGE!!!!! You have won the Bret Michaels toy.

Send me your address via my email address and I will mail your prize to you asap (promise):
noodlesthepug@aol.com

Decisions Dilemma

OMD! I received so many GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRReat entries to my Mad Lib contest that my jury of impartial judges was having the most difficult time deciding on a winner!

We finally had to cook up a SCHEME in order to choose the ABSOLUTE winner! So we used a PINCH of whimsy, a DASH of wit and a SPRINKLING of good old fashion know how and came up with the MAD LIB GRAND PRIZE WINNER (okay, I confess we ended up using Randomizer).
http://www.random.org/lists/

OMD, the suspense is killing ME!

And the winner is -

MARLENE THE PUG

Here is her winning entry

Every year in July, THE PUG PUG has a huge Fourth of July picnic. In addition to the usual booths that sell fried WALLYMELONon a stick, and the face- DEVOURING stand, THE PUG always hosts a play reenacting famous historical scenes.
This year, things became confused because some scripts got mixed up at the copy shop. Last year, residents saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, while this year, residents saw MARLENE DIETRICH BEGGING at a stand across from SEQUOIA NATIONAL FOREST! A few years ago, residents saw Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence. This year they saw OTIS SNIFFING  MILO & OTIS. To top it all off, instead of watching Abraham Lincoln recite the Gettysburg Address, residents saw BRIAN (from Family Guy) LICKING  A PUG IS A DOG by Kenn Nesbitt!
The town elders didn't know if they should be laughing or crying. But they knew for sure that this year's THE PUG picnic would be remembered for a long time!


Congratulations Marlene and thanks for helping me celebrate my ONE YEAR BLOGIVERSARY!
Have your peoples with thumbs send me your mailing address so I may ship off your GOODIE BAG as soon as possible (or Mommy admittedly will forget).