Pet blueprint (Animal Blueprint Co., $110). The 18-by-24-inch cat and dog portraits are created in a 1950s blueprint style with schematics and design notes specific to each breed. Custom orders are available. animalblueprintcompany.com.
Hi PEEPS and PUPPERS
I am SUPER busy today with my new project - BUILD-A-PUG! I found this BLUEPRINT online that shows all the correct dimensions and characteristics I need to make an A-NUMBER-ONE pug. Well, not as perfect as MOI, but close enough. I just need to look online for the proper tools and materials. If anypuggy out there knows where I can get a triple layer of fur (it MUST SHED A LOT) and a button nose, please let me know.
Why, you may ask, do I want another PUG around? Wouldn't another adorable bundle of cuteness take away from my foodage and cuddle time???? Maybe, I admit this is definitely a danger. But I was thinking more along the lines of a SECOND PUG to divert attention AWAY from me at those times I am MOST LIKELY to get in trouble rather than those times I am beloved. For example, I could have my PUG CLONE begging and getting under Mommy's feet while I sneak behind her (out of sight, of course) and scour the floor for droppings. Or PUG CLONE could save my spot on SOCK MONKEY while I am outside doing my bidness so SUNSHINE THE CAT does not cop my favorite bed like she has been EVERYNIGHT!!!! The way I see it, this clone thing could be a win-win for me.
I think this will be a totally doable and fun project for me AND will keep my little PAWS handy and out of trouble for a while. I am very very aware that sometimes I am a bit, how shall we say this, UNDERFOOT. I also know that sometimes I am a LITTLE demanding when it comes to going outside (I admit I am not ALWAYS going potty). And the truth is I WANT TO BE ON SANTA'S NICE LIST so I can get lots of pressies on Christmas Day. I think this BLUEPRINT is the best idea I have had YET!
Excuse me if I make a hasty retreat here - I need to dash to the HOBBY store for some glue.